When Fantasy Owners Hold Closed-Door Meetings

• A casual fantasy baseball owner verbally rips his players new ones. [McSweeney's]
• At least one SEC coach knows how to execute the perfect diving backflip. Too bad it's not Bobby Bowden. [Sports By Brooks] UPDATE: No, Bobby Bowden doesn't coach in the SEC. I couldn't think of any other overweight, old Southern coaches.
• The 100 greatest NFL quarterbacks of the modern era. [ArmchairGM]
• Now let's all take a break and stare reverently at Tom Brady's ever-growing unborn offspring. [The Realests]
• I was wondering which Little League pitcher was going to be the next Frank Tanana. [Awful Announcing]
• Sorting out the most attractive Premier League players, so I don't have to. [Ladies...]
• The end is near for a beach volleyball legend. [Foul Balls]
• Lance Armstrong's old team is headed the way of the Be Sharps. [Steroid Nation]
• Some WBO junior featherweight title boutin' is going down tonight. [Log's Blog]