• Joe Calzaghe beat up Bernard Hopkins last night. [Ring Report]
• Sal Paolantonio disses San Francisco defensive backs. [Niners Nation]
• Happy Birthday, Mr. Smoot. [Mister Irrelevant]
• The Minnesota Wild-Colorado Avalanche playoff game on Versus was bumped in upstate New York by an infomercial for makeup. [Parting Schotts]
• If Dmitri Young's fro is a distraction, so is Don Sutton's. [Nationals Enquirer]
• Lions fans aren't much smarter than Matt Millen, it seems. [100% Fanjury Rate]
• Sam The Eagle has had it with the NBA announcing. [The Sports Hernia]
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