drewmagary
Drew Magary
drewmagary
Drew Magary is a Deadspin columnist and columnist for GEN magazine. You can buy Drew's second novel, The Hike, through here.

Going to another house. Cleanup alone is the deciding factor. I despise cleaning up Thanksgiving Read more

Nothing. They stumbled on him as a meal ticket and they’re not getting rid of him. Read more

They’re 2-10! You are what your record says you are! They’re still puke and he’ll get hurt again. Read more

That’s exactly what I do. I give no fucks. Read more

I’d do it. It’s lame but sometimes lame things are fun. Read more

I think everything will be utterly disorganized and chaotic, which is frankly the BEST case scenario. The whole thing truly saddens me and I can’t even look at the news anymore or else my chest starts to ache. Read more

Red. I kinda like toasted marshmallow from the weirdo Jelly Belly bag
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Yes but so many top teams lost that the rankings barely changed! It’s like everyone got a free goddamn loss. Alabama could lose any one game from here out and still easily make the cut. I want teams to SUFFER for losing. Read more

They don’t. They can only look like they’re doing shit about it and then blame players and/or God when people get hurt all over again. Read more

True story: Greg Howard was in Slack one day and said pizza isn’t anything special and I wanted to kill him. Read more