Welcome to Kinja, Mr. McMahon. Read more

Hey Captain! Open up! We've got to install these microwave ovens! Read more

They also had the option of Keep Calm and Carry. Read more

I have a theory about people who become wildly successful/famous on the level that Steve has achieved: their relationship with their past, pre-fame and success, is an either or proposition. Either they embrace it. Or they shed it like a snake sheds its skin, leaving it in the middle of the road, to dry up and blow… Read more

Hey, what's the creepiest quote you could imagine from a man accused of rape? Read more

That and Werner Herzog moving to Orlando to be closer to Disney World. Read more

After last night, I'm convinced that whatever the cost is to have Chris Pratt do a Johnny Karate Show permanently, PAY IT NOW Read more

This is the same reason I can't stand SNL: I feel suffocated by all the self-mythologizing and constant pompous references to history. Read more

Kelly requested the "fuckin'" section. Read more

Wow wow wow #TruffleGate #Who's #Side #Are #You #On Read more

Would not be surprised if this had happened last week. Read more

Again, a classic Kate move. Read more

I'm disappointed her "inner goddess" wasn't a hologram situation. Read more

Oh that scene was VERY rude. Read more

Note: Madeleine also freaked out when Ana's roommate Kate took a sandwich away from Ana and started eating it herself. Read more

Abe's got him got him boxed out like Red Square. Read more

Okay, that is a complete mismatch. Lincoln goes 6'4; Stalin 5'7. I know Lincoln is more of a spot up shooter but Stalin can't check him. Look how easily he got positioning on the inside. Read more

C'mon Stalin HUSTLE!! Read more