Daisuke Matsuzaka and his wife are now the proud parents of a newborn gyrobaby. "The team did not say where the birth took place." We are evidently not allowed to assume it was the vagina. [Sox & Dawgs] Read more
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What to watch while mocking people who waste time on the Internet making these videos, then getting back to your…
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If you need to see how this rink-wide fight between the Texas Tornado and the Santa Fe Roadrunners progressed into a…
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• No, David Boston is certainly not going to New Zealand for soon-to-be-illegal drugs. Why do you ask? [Your Face Is…
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Erin Andrews said something in some interview recently. To be honest, I didn't pay that much attention to what was…
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Remember the soccer team that gave away free beer if you donated blood? They're going to try and sign those defected Cuban players. [Machochip] Read more
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When they were handing out natural disasters in the NCAA conference tournaments, the SEC came up with tornadoes. The…
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You want heartwarming? We can do heartwarming. High school basketball team wins its 63rd straight game to win a state championship, in memory of their team captain who died a few months ago. [New Hampshire Union Leader] Read more
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It's refreshing to hear that nobody got injured when the severe weather struck down on the Georgia Dome during the…
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Holy polygonal Christ. After that video, it immediately makes me want to quit Deadspin this weekend, fly back home…
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Weighing Chris Pronger's stabby stomp against other "great" stomps. Notable omission: Donkey Kong. [Orland Kurtenblog] Read more
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What you missed while wondering why the hell you ever downloaded this stupid amazing game...
• NBA: The Houston…
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All media junkies have either Poynter or Romenesko bookmarked in their Internet browsers. Those who barely pay…
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As we conclude another lazy "Baked Doritos and curling on TV" Sunday, we remember that 46 years ago was the night…
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Fordham womens basketball team finishes 0-29. How about a title game against NJIT? [The Big Lead] Read more
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What to watch while vomiting profusely ...
• 7:00 p.m. — NCAA Basketball: Tennessee at Georgia. The perfect matchup…
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Assuming you don't believe MJD's theory that the Patriots already have a deal with Randy Moss and just want to see…
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• Aston Villa fans' jingle about Eduardo's injury took some gumption. [FanIQ]
• Herm Edwards was fully aware of the…
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We haven't heard much from Diamondbacks outfielder Eric Byrnes in the offseason, but we can only guarantee it was…
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