When Rick Ankiel made his debut, I was sort of hoping he'd continuously foul tip the ball to the backstop, just…
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Already In Progress — PGA Championship, Final Round [TNT]
1:00 — Movie: Waterworld [Sci-Fi]
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What you missed while trying out your homemade helicopter...
• NFL Preseason: Browns 16, Chiefs 12. Charlie Frye won…
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Rick Guttormson had it all. Baseball talent, beautiful hair, a last name that rolls off the tongue, and the…
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Jake Delhomme. Bojangles chicken 'n biscuits. It's a match made in marketing heaven. (My tipster deftly notes how the black market biscuit dealer in the commercial resembles Vinny Testaverde. Somewhere, Gino Torretta is hocking imitation Sonic tater tots.) [Charlotte.com] Read more
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What to watch as the tower fan in the corner scans the room, quietly plotting its revenge...
• IRL: Meijer 300 at…
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The Deadspin Comment Threadjackal System really works, because without it, I may have missed a goldmine unfold…
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Coors Light is in discussion with former Arizona Cardinals coach Dennis Green to make one of those rather genius mock press conference commercials. What remains to be seen is if footage The Rant will be included in the ad. If it's not, what's the point? [Advertising Age] Read more
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By now we're all deathly familiar with ESPN's travails trying to moderate comments with little ####ing success. And…
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• A casual fantasy baseball owner verbally rips his players new ones. [McSweeney's]
• At least one SEC coach knows…
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And now, boys and girls, it's time for a love story. It may resemble one you yourself have encountered, except this…
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Because Romeo Crennel can't decide which of his Cleveland Browns should start at quarterback for the first preseason game, he'll do the noble thing: flip a coin. Maybe before the game, refs will decide who receives the ball first based on which team performed best at training camp. [Sox & Dawgs] Read more
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We can't always be on our "A" game every single weekend. (Lord knows I'm hoping that's true.) Sometimes the perfect…
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When we last left our intrepid yet suspended NFL hero, which was yesterday, we were speculating the possibility of wr…
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Everyone's favorite volatile, chubby golfer isn't exactly atop the leaderboard, meaning he can't treat himself to whiskey and poker. Yet he hasn't totally collapsed, meaning he can't drown his sorrows in whiskey and poker. He's just sort of inhabiting this mellow, scary middle ground. I like my John Daly deviating… Read more
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• Ha-Ha, My Win Cancels Out Your Win. Looks like the NL Central is the lone division that knows how to orchestrate a…
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Already In Progress — PGA Championship, Third Round [TNT]
11:30 — Nextel Cup: Qualifying, Centurion Boats at the…
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What you missed while browsing our nation's logoriffic suspects...
• PGA Championship: Relative unknown Tiger Woods…
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It's perfectly acceptable to vent frustration after a lousy inning of relief pitching. (Fernando Rodney does it all…
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• 7 p.m. — Arena Football Playoffs: Philadelphia Soul at Georgia Force. You can't force soul on people. It has to…
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